giraffepoliceforce:

If you ever start to feel like a third wheel, stop. You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels.

thelandoffakebelieve:

Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

freakxwannaxbe:

Continuation of this: [x]

Because many asked for it, Loki and “Let it Go”

I didn’t have the patience for the entire song, so I just picked out some key parts and had fun with them, trying to keep it true to the original and to Loki’s sass.

(Source: zombie-chaser)

Texas atm

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breakingjane:

Good guy, Satan.

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thepsycheofdee:

same

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aidanturneraffairs:

fili and kili

more like filing me with tears and kiling me slowly 

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mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

(Source: since1969)

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia”and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck”.

(Source: marvelcolm)